http://septemberstar.buzznet.com/user/journal/ en-us http://septemberstar.buzznet.com/user/journal/3233881/sisky-dont-fear-jacket/ Back story: Guy Ripley has forgotten his jacket on the TAI tour bus. When? We don't exactly know. Why? We don't know that either. All we know is that this jacket holds the key to Guy Ripley's personality.

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William walks to the front lounge and sees the jacket. He decides to put it on because he is one of the few that find it very fashionable. The power of the jacket possesses him. Suddenly, William's voice slips into a British accent and he decides to note: "How delicious Axl Rose's cornrows are." The power of the jacket becomes too overwhelming so he takes it off and leaves it on the couch, getting off the bus.

Sisky then walks into the front lounge, looks at the jacket on the couch and says "Isn't that Guy Ripley's?" but then decides to put it on. "I could be a better Guy Ripley then him." Though after putting the jacket on, Sisky seems to go into some sort of trance and says "Pete Wentz should've been the Pete Best of the Beatles and Ringo Star's nose served as a third drumstick." Following that he slips into his own British accent and begins to repeatedly say "Spam" [think Monty Python]. Not wanting the jacket to take  more control, Sisky lets out his 'I'm being kidnapped scream' and throws the jacket out the window.

Somehow, one of Sisky's floating heads had escaped and found the jacket in a puddle outside the bus. It picks it up with its teeth and decides to bring it to The Butcher who is inside the venue already. The floating Sisky head drops it on his drum kit.

The Butcher picks it up and puts it on.[[next thirty seconds ensue cricket chirping sound effects]]. Finally getting annoyed, the Butcher looks around angrily for the pause button. He finds it and the jacket dissapears.

The jacket then reappears on Mike Carden who says "What the hell?" then suddenly "Damn! I missed Heroes" after that realization he comes out of no where and says "This is dedicated to Sisky and all the other little Sisky's out there" then says "I'll drink all the time cause we're lovers and that is a fact. Thank you Wembly!". Shaking his head, he takes the jacket off and throws it behind him where it then hits Michael Guy Chislett in the face.

Pulling the jacket off, Michael holds the jacket in front of him and says "Nice jacket" and puts it on. He quickly says "Delicious" and then walks off.

End!
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